Figurine Massacre

19 Jan


I’m the murderer! I’ve basically minced, blended, creamed, clobbered, and KO’ed my figz to Kingdom come!

Because I’m about to move, many of my friends have SUDDENLY bothered to clear a space in their cluttered homes and offered to house my figures for me so I’d have fewer boxes to take care of (how nice). . . . Well, bad news is. . .I’ve decided to kill them all! If I can’t have them, so can’t you! *evil laff*

And so my unofficial guide to ways of disposing my plastics started:

First I tear & ripped the small ones apart..

Then I suffocate and squeezed them into mini plastic bags.

When done with the “chibis”, I commanded danbo to eat up the robots. No mutation of humans into androids are allowed.

But then danbo farted after I squeezed the Freedom Full Burst in

Then I saved all the girls just for Sephiroth. Aww the thorn among the roses. ;)

*~evil dice has spoken~*

Yeah I feel so sore. It’s my favourite period of the year with so many holidays stringed together and I had to breathe dust and move out and not to Japan unlike lucky Mervyn :| Booooo hooooooo


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  1. Ellene

    Saturday, 19 January, 2008 at 22:22’re evil..but you like it…oh yea, that’s mua evil cou. muahahahha….

  2. ron~

    Monday, 21 January, 2008 at 07:53


    look at those poor figurines… ^^;

  3. Orphen

    Wednesday, 23 January, 2008 at 23:14

    I’m arresting you on the behalf of SPCF(Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Figurines)! You can either plead guilty or surrender (aka give) them to me. Muahahaha…

  4. Keitaro

    Thursday, 7 August, 2008 at 19:44

    lol i thought you were gonna melt all of them or something……if you did i would of thought wat a waste lol